..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My vagina is officially offended.
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