Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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