I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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