dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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