She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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