Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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