did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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