1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
