I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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