Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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