SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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