I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
