So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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