"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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