Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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