I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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