I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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