Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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