yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The Olympian is in my bed
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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