I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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