he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
