your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Tell her she can't have a vagina
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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