How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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