And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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