I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
