You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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