All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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