how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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