he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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