i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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