you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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