We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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