...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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