i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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