He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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