I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Every concussion has its silver lining
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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