The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
