kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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