That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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