can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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