my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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