Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
