have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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