Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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