i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
they're like a gay fantastic four
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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