im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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