Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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