HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
They are going to name an STD after you.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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