My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Randomize
