soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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